He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
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just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
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Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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