Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
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she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
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I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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