I can tuck mytits in my pants
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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