My friends, they love my intelligence
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
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Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
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These people don't understand my stages of drunk
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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