He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
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explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
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i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
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