Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
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I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
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Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
My vagina is officially offended.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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