They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
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