I seem to have left my pride at pride
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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