Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
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Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
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i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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