I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
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so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
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fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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