i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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