You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
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no you cant smoke seaweed
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
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I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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