He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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