I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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