summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
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I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
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I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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