Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
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FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
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Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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