You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
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He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
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And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
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