Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
The chlamydia really affected his face.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
wow bdsm is so cute
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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