Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
Randomize
