I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
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she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
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You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize