Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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