with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
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I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
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Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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