I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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