thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
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i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
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It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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