yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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