im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
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Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
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The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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