FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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