Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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