he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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