Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
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So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
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THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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