No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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