should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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