Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
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I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
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what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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