You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
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I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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