VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Randomize
