how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
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Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
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so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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