Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
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What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
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I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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