what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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