Midget sex pt 2 tonight
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
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then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
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"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen