That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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