I'm lost and stupid without you.
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
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He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
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Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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