Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
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We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
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Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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