as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
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