South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
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Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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