The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
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Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
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I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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