So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
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I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
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She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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