Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
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if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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