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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
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I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
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Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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