I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
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I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
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He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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