I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
The convent might be a nice break from real life
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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