East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
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I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
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got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
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