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Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
So here I am, sexting at work.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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