Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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