glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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