Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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